OK...I mean it...WHO IS RESPONSIBLE for the production of Girl Scout Cookies and WHY are they so tempting??????????? Whoever this person is, is a brilliant marketing agent!!! I'm serious! I have NEVER resisted an offer to buy cookies from a cute little girl scout ever before!!!! I see them coming with their little order forms in theirs hands and something starts to happen to me. My palms sweat, my heart beats faster in anticipation of seeing the ones that I want on the glossy order form, and then I...without thought or rationalization start marking tally marks on the columns beside the delicious cookies that I know are so "bad" for me!!!! What is my problem??? After I send the precious child away, I almost get buyers remorse for the irresponsibility that I showed while randomly marking the columns without care or thought!!!! Then all remorse is washed away when in a few weeks...the mother load arrives and I am left staring at them in the pantry!!!! My cookies have all arrived now...and can I tell you that I officially have every flavor that the Girl Scout Corporation has to offer!!!! I need to meet the cookie man, or lady, or executive that came up with this whole cookie idea....I have an idea for them...sell Lollipops....I'm the biggest SUCKER of them all!!!!
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and apparently the biggest goober based on the sucker joke...btw you will be bigger than i was pre loosing the other half of me if you eat all of those
I don't EAT them...I just BUY them!!!! It's the little girl thing and my lack of control to tell them "no, thank you" :)
From the little girl's mother, we are so thankful for people like you that help her reach her quota! Enjoy!
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